A recent list of deaccessioned artifacts was circulated on the museum listserv. It was brief and concise. Just the facts, Mam. The items available were as follows :
1. Large iron pulley with hook: no identification, poor condition
2. Shelving unit: no identification
3. Wooden baby cradle: no identification
4. Barrel lid: poor condition, no identification
5. Wooden bee hive: no identification.
6. Chaise longue, horsehair stuffing: poor condition
7. Hand seeders (3): no documentation
8. Piano: poor condition (mould)
Then after prodding, this follow-up list was circulated.
1. Sturdy and masculine, this solid hook and pulley will answer all of your hefting and hauling needs.
2. Purposeful yet charming, this shelving unit has room to spare for all your pots, jars, and cans.
3. Put baby in this delightfully retro cradle, and rock yourself to sweet dreams!
4. The best topper for any purpose!
5. Get buzzing with this home for honey!
6. Elegance and rustic charm unite in this fixer-upper chaise…perfect for relaxing on after the (very!) long process of restoration!
7. Seed your imagination, and your fields, with any one of these seeders…and watch your bounty grow!
8. Even the most out of tune voice can sing along on this once-glorious instrument! Fitted with brass candelabras and complete with peeling veneer, this is a must in any (musty) parlour!
My thanks to Helen B. for injecting humour into what is often a dry collection management activity.